Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

spit clinic

(n.) a place where people can go to spit on other people. The act of spitting can be in another persons mouth, on body or around them. This would resemble some sort of fetish.

Mary said to Jane, "Hey girl, I'm free today and I'm feeling frisky, let's go to the spit clinic."
Jane replied, "me too, pick me up at 12:30pm."
Mary responded "I'm hacking up loogies right now for practice, see you soon gurrrrl"

by lol109284 April 14, 2022

DJ Spit

The greatest SoundCloud rapper of all time man!

I love listening to DJ Spit man!

by Garfibromyalgia February 25, 2022

Dj Spit

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! *pulls out gun*

"You’re trying to trick me man, put smoke into my head and shit man. Man I don't know what to think anymore man. GET OUT OF MY HEAD"

- Dj Spit

by RulerOfAnalouge February 27, 2022

Trick-Spit

The Art Of Gathering Enough Spit... And Releasing It At The Right Time Upon Ure Partner, To Make Them Think You Have Cum, Used In Conjunction WithThe-False-Cum

I Got The Trick Spit Perfect Last Night On Her Back She Tunrd To A Milky Greeting...

I Trick Spitted That Bitch...

by Yayo June 25, 2004

Spit-dickery

The term used when your penis gets aggressively wet by any means.

"Bro, the salivary gland on my dick won't stop running!"
"Damn, dude, that's real spit-dickery right there"

by ThiccNiggasInc. February 5, 2021

Spit up

Spit up (or past tense, spat up) is a small bit of puke, usually the size of a quarter, but very rarely bigger, that would be classified as vomit. Typically happens in vurps or in very light nausea stages.

I just burped.. and I tasted a bit of spit up

by DoctorCaduceus February 13, 2021