Someone who can't keep a relationship with anyone or anything.
by Daddy Spencer October 23, 2023
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Just a really astro type of physicist and a dashingly handsome taco daddy who loves a good food delivery.
Wow, my food got here so fast, it must have been delivered by a Spencer.
by Merileo November 2, 2019
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He’s a mans man he don’t give two flying fucks about what you have to say yo mama has to say obama has to say or obama’s kids have to say and he’s constantly getting that pussy no matter what and on a constant grind to get swole and shi he’s obviously the coolest person in the room and his name should be chad at this point because he’s sic as fuck and listens to slipknot and other metal bands
Not spencer: god damn spencer is fucking op
Also not spencer: ikr he probably gets so much pussy i wish i was more like spencer
by big penis parker November 23, 2021
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A Tupac enthusiast. Looks slightly like Severus Snape. Enjoys spending a lot of money on shoes. Big stair guy.
Word of advice: do not mention haircuts in any way, shape, or form
The Spencer will become enraged
Mandy: hey Spencer did you get a haircut?
Spencer: AJSJEIEJSNDJ YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE
by Pickles 🦷 February 17, 2023
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the best person to exist. expressive, has quite the humor, and has amazing sense of style. accepting and supportive of most natures, understanding and sweet to the ones they adore (romantically). easy to vibe with, hella blunt and just a great person to converse with. and if their last name ends in a color too.. u’ll fall in love. so beautiful. loads of people fall for them that ur a lucky star if they fall for u too <3.
simp #1: spencer is so perfect. i love spencer.

simp #2: they’re the best.
by ESKETIT2017 November 22, 2021
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a jennifer vuletic stan
spencer: “I would choose jennifer vuletic over my girlfriend any day
girlfriend: *cries*
by frankydoyle November 21, 2021
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Short, quirky and loud, Spencer is what you call a "shrek irl". He's smart but makes dumb choices, but when it comes to girls- he's very wise. We all love a shrek!!
Maddison: hey Spencer!
Spencer: back off I have a girlfriend
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