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snatch machine

A person who picks up lots of pussy. A person who is just out for themselves.
Damn that snatch machine just took my bitch.
by missohnfl January 11, 2011
mugGet the snatch machinemug.

snatch parfume

Is the after smell on your cock or in your bedroom after you had sex. This also pertains to the sex smell found in ones belly button after having sex with a overly "wet" woman!
Tom could believe the strong snatch parfume in his bedroom, after having fucked Lisa!
by guyfawkes74 December 14, 2009
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Snatch juice

A woman's vaginal secretions when sexually aroused
I was performing cunnilingus on my girlfriend and her snatch juice got all over my face
by Rjataurius February 26, 2017
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Tomato Snatch

The nasty stink that a girl's vagina aquires from eating to many tomatoes.
Cassye's snatch smells like a rotting dead person, she has a bad case of tomato Snatch.
by Vic Hayes April 14, 2007
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snatch napkin

Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.
guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
mugGet the snatch napkinmug.

snatch rats

A small rodent that lives in the pubic area of the skankiest of down town whores. Like crabs, the snatch rat resembles its larger counter part, the modern sewer rat. snatch rats are visible to the naked eye and are highly contagious, if contracted you should immediately purchace thousands of tiny mousetraps so sprinkle on your genitalia.
guy1: oh shit that bitch has snatch rats
guy2: did you do her?
guy1: yeah, thank god i had these tiny mouse traps.
by Altar Mann April 19, 2006
mugGet the snatch ratsmug.

Snatch goblin

A snizzle demon indigenous to the region between a woman's hair crown and her fun spot; potentially dangerous and known cause of jimmy malfunctions.
Aw, man, my jimmy split last night when I was banging that ho, and I covered her baby tubes with an avalanche of sticky snow. I'm pretty sure there was a snatch goblin in there.
by Sam5232 December 29, 2007
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