snail

the word tj jaguars use in reference to a very small penis (often associated with a shelf)

That dude finally took a shower after practice... what a snail!

by truth33 May 12, 2011

snail trail

When someone is fucked so much in the asshole and are filled with so much cum, that when they can walk a trail of cum is secreted resembling that of a snail's trail.

In prison, John's nickname was "snail trail", for the trail of cum he left on the ground as he slowly walked around.

by Bobbith E. Jordan February 10, 2008

snail mail

something strongbad does in his weekly routine.

I gotta snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.

by john smead February 11, 2005

snail race

When you are inebriated on some type of drug that slows you down. You feel as if everything is in slow motion. Coined by Lil Wayne best rapper alive.

I like Promethazine, I'm in the snail race.

Purple got me movin slow, like I'm in a snail race.

by Jemjam19 November 30, 2009

snailmate

A snailmate is reached when two parties continue negotiations but without any visible signs of progress whatsoever.

Washington Democrats and Republicans have again reached a snailmate in congressional budget negotiations.

by Lefty Juggler October 6, 2012

Snail Neglect

Snail slime has become increasingly popular as a treatment for wrinkles. It is believed that the slime possesses anti-wrinkle properties though whether this is true is sorely debated. Day in day out, snails that would go about minding their own business, terrorising lettuces and meaning no harm to us, are abused and neglected for their slime. This sort of treatment must stop. If you are against snail abuse and neglection text SNAIL to 07842 (texts cost £2) or donate £30 today to bring snail abusers to justice. We have rights so do they. Eventually, we should get around to stopping the French eating them, stopping kids throwing them at walls for pleasure, but for now we feel this is the ultimate issue. Snail slime is not needed when we can all age gracefully.

Thank you.

"STOP SNAIL NEGLECT"

by Aredhel January 24, 2013

Snailed

When a male attempts to have sex with a flacid penis, but cannot successfully complete the deed.

"How was last night with Jess? Did you nail her?"

"Nah dude, I snailed the shit out of her."
"I'm sorry man, it happens to the best of us."

by Honeybadger69 January 13, 2014