Smoking Penis

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.

I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that

by Steve Globs March 8, 2019

smoking ace

the act of dispensing cocaine onto the female genitalia and having the woman proceed to queef and have it result in a poof of cocaine in mid-air followed by the second party which will attempt to inhale said poof.

brandon takes off his socks before he gets a smoking ace from a fat girl

by dc dance May 22, 2010

smoking pussy

When a cigarette is placed into a vagina, and the vaginal walls contract so as to inhale and exhale the cigarette smoke.

"Are you into smoking pussy porn?"
"No, I think cigarettes are disgusting as it is."

by Rooney101 January 22, 2010

smoke a doobie

to smoke a doobie means to smoke the leftover of a blunt. it's usually a small amount of greens left but anything's worth smoking when you're fresh out of weed, right?

JOHN: Max, you got some weed left from yesterday's burning session?

MAX: No..
wait, I do got a DOOBIE atleast.

JOHN: Ay That's good enough. We out to spark it, tho?

MAX: FASHOOOO!!!! We finna smoke a doobie

by The Crippled Stoner November 5, 2013

Smoking trees

to blaze any form of ganga, marijuane, weed, dope, etc.

Sean Paul - Like Glue

Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to my girls like glue
And I mon nah play number two
All I know the time it is gettin dread
Need alot of trees up in my head
Got alot of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!!
dat re-eeeddd!!!!

by Kylito February 7, 2003

smoke to the filter

Not stopping until something is really done and there's nothing left.

Meaning 1 -
Doug - I think this joints done man.
Tom - No man, it aint done you got to smoke to the filter bro.

Meaning 2 -
Mike - Hey Dr.Phil I really hate talking with my girlfriend we have nothing in common. But she's very rich and buys me everything. Last summer she bought me a Lexus. What should i do?

Dr Phil - You got to smoke to the filter Mike.

by Arsenije September 3, 2008

smoke a canon

To smoke a joint or a blunt

Man I gotta pull over and smoke that canon or else I'm gonna fall asleep.

by DudeStoner February 28, 2005