Smashing Trash

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.

*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.

Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?

Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.

by TrashManDan January 1, 2018

Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.

Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

tongue smashing

the term used by boys to describe the tongue kisses he has with his girl friend

you know what would convince me to spill? spit swapping and tongue smashing could definitely do it. but hey, how would i know?

by bbbig May 25, 2011

smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

by Adam Chet May 4, 2006

smash Bird

to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates

smash birds are go

by SMASH01 December 6, 2011

Thanos Smash

When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.

Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too

by Adi R. April 22, 2019

tram smash

Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times

Damn, look at the state of that tram smash over there.

Wow, doesn't he/she look like a tram smash.

by LBBB October 14, 2016