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Hammer Backside Slide

When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.
My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.

Drunken Thigh Slide

When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.
Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."

Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."

Red Slide 

The term given when a man has intercourse with a woman on her menstrul cycl
Bob was so eager to have sex with Sally, he did not mind ridding the red slide.
Red Slide by ASanchez September 27, 2006

Crow Slide 

An asshole that's so muddy you don't even need to lubricate your cock to get it in.
Since that chick only uses one piece of toilet paper, I was able to do the Crow Slide on her.
Crow Slide by Khaytsus May 2, 2007

New Jersey slip-n-slide 

A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.
"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."

Mormon slip and slide

A vagina widened to ridiculous proportions from having too many damn kids.
That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.

Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.
Mormon slip and slide by kiba108 September 18, 2010