sigma mean suck my balls if you get it you have to get rid of it fast or else you will have it forever and you will have to cross your fingers so you don't get it
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A bunch of fuckin' losers who mentally manipulate younger members in the name of "brotherhood". Avoid at all costs! Don't make the same mistake I did.
Some random-ass college guy: Yo, I just got a bid from this fuckin' cool group called Sigma Tau Gamma. They're like the dopest dudes around!
Me, an intellectual: Those guys are a bunch of snakes. I joined them last year, and after I made it through initiation, they took every opportunity to bash me and cause serious mental distress. I left them like the douchebags they are. Whatever you do, do NOT accept their bid, for it will be the worst mistake you ever make for the rest of your days.
Me, an intellectual: Those guys are a bunch of snakes. I joined them last year, and after I made it through initiation, they took every opportunity to bash me and cause serious mental distress. I left them like the douchebags they are. Whatever you do, do NOT accept their bid, for it will be the worst mistake you ever make for the rest of your days.
by Anon A. Loose November 3, 2019
Get the Sigma Tau Gamma mug.Sigma Kappa's Gamma Lambda chapter at ETSU has the closest sisterhood around. They are by far the classiest and most down-to-earth girls to be found. Not only are they known for being beautiful they are often considered the girls you bring home to mom. It is not to be said that they do not know how to have fun, let loose, and party hard!
~One Heart, One Way~
~One Heart, One Way~
Freshman Girl: Who should I pledge?
Upperclassmen: Definatly Sigma Kappa at ETSU, if you can get in! They are the classiest, sweetest, most fun girls around!
Upperclassmen: Definatly Sigma Kappa at ETSU, if you can get in! They are the classiest, sweetest, most fun girls around!
by ETSU Student November 22, 2011
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by i hate neo niggers October 12, 2021
Get the Sigmapilled mug.It is the aim of great manufacturing companies (starting with Motorola in the 1980s) to remove substantially all error from both their fabrication and business processes—their goal is to achieve 6 sigma; that is, an error or defect rate that is equal to or less than: (1 – 99.99966%). Looked at another way, this implies that only one in every 294,118 things that a six sigma company does is defective and has to be either discarded or done again.
Now most service businesses can not possibly come close to matching a fabrication company but they should be able to achieve a 3 sigma state. Unfortunately, many service firms are in effect 1 sigma enterprises: that is, they have a level of proficiency with an error rate that is, basically, equivalent to two out of every three things they do are wrong (actually, it is 2 in 2.899 but at that point who cares, it’s pathetic.)
Now most service businesses can not possibly come close to matching a fabrication company but they should be able to achieve a 3 sigma state. Unfortunately, many service firms are in effect 1 sigma enterprises: that is, they have a level of proficiency with an error rate that is, basically, equivalent to two out of every three things they do are wrong (actually, it is 2 in 2.899 but at that point who cares, it’s pathetic.)
If you did nothing other than focus on getting your error rate down, which means doing things right the first time, practically every time, you could significantly increase your productivity and bottom line even if sales (top line revenues) didn't budge. A service business should aim to be at least 3 sigma not 1 sigma enterprise.
One way to help you get there is to start measuring things to see what your error rate is in the first place. You can not hope to improve unless you know your original state. The Hawthorne Effect suggests that as soon as you start to measure a thing, people will alter their behavior to improve their scores often resulting in significant increases in production and productivity.
One way to help you get there is to start measuring things to see what your error rate is in the first place. You can not hope to improve unless you know your original state. The Hawthorne Effect suggests that as soon as you start to measure a thing, people will alter their behavior to improve their scores often resulting in significant increases in production and productivity.
by ProfBruce April 21, 2011
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No way dude. Those guys are too high as fuck.
Ahh yeah Sigma High!
No way dude. Those guys are too high as fuck.
Ahh yeah Sigma High!
by LittleSquid September 30, 2011
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