Poomplex saddlemon

Welsh slang for a person with deformities which originate from incestual relationships

Have you seen Webster? Bit of a poomplex saddlemon if you ask me

by SadzRidah June 20, 2023

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

Arizona Saddlebags

Tying two or more used and filled condoms to the ends of a twirly "Doc Holiday" style moustache.

Did you see that guy? He had black cowboy boots with blue and white inlay, he's cruising for some Arizona saddlebags.

by Mike Wakoffski January 22, 2024

Mississippi Saddle

When a women sits her beautiful saddle (hoohah, vagina, cooter, pussy) on your mustache.

McKayla strapped up on the Mississippi saddle and went for a ride that ended in squirt everywhere.

by Pediatric Synopsis February 5, 2026

Black saddle

A wild, no-holds-barred ride that leaves you sore in all the right places. Whether it’s a night of reckless debauchery at the bar or an unforgettable session in the bedroom, if you wake up feeling like you’ve been through a rodeo, you’ve just taken a Black Saddle.

“Dude, what happened last night?”
“Man, I hit the Black Saddle hard… still walking funny.”

by Bamsters February 10, 2025

Black saddle tavern & oasis

A legendary watering hole where bad decisions are made, and even worse ideas are celebrated. A place where the whiskey flows, the fryers sizzle, and the nights get hazy. Walk in sober, crawl out questioning your life choices. If you’re lucky, you might find an “oasis” in the chaos—whether it’s a strong drink, a deep-fried masterpiece, or someone to keep you warm for the night.

“Where’d you end up last night?”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”

by Bamsters February 10, 2025

Snail Saddle

A mustache

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle

by Handleburg April 7, 2025