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Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!
by OotzOotz February 18, 2010
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stuffed onion

A stuffed onion is a booty so round and tight that it brings tears to your eyes
I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin.
by Ledaml July 7, 2009
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re shuffle the deck

While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.
Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.
by KennnBo March 20, 2008
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Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms
My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper
by wildcard007 December 20, 2009
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2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.
That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.
by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010
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stuff n' junk

what i say when im lazya nd dont want to say everything i have planned
me and emily are going to hang out and maybe go somewhere and stuff and junk
by taylor margaret August 6, 2004
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shuffleate

To move or transfer quickly from one place to another. Can also be used as part of a command to break up drunken fights between friends. First uttered by a BAMFfrom a small town in Kansas who was vacationing in South Padre.
Why don't you all just shuffleate back to your rooms?!

I gotta shuffleate to the shitter!!!
by Jon Baca May 21, 2006
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