shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.

son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head

by hazardousgrvy March 18, 2017

shiedeology

An ideology that consists of absolute bullshit based on shistory and the principles of Shientology.

Tyler: "Dude, I feel like a lost soul.. I don't know what to do with my life.
Scott: "Have you ever heard of shiedeology? It will change your life and give you direction."
Brandon: "You guys and your damn cults."

by NeverEatSoggyWaffles April 19, 2018

Shreds

This word can be used in various ways to characterize something as a let-down, usually marked by disappointment, frustration or depression.

Friend 1: "Hey you wanna chill tonight bro?"
Friend 2: "Shreds, I have a 5 page essay due by tomorrow."

by mf21 November 7, 2017

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

Shred

A referance to the time when you absolutly carved your soul into a run down the mountain. Uttering this word is like the mating call for fellow snowboarders.

Dude do you Shred? Shred. Ya...i frickin shred.

by James THE Shredder January 23, 2018

Shrieking Savage

A sex tactic in which a girl shrieks or moans loudly durning sex. The male has to be a savage, fuck the pussy so hard and wildly.

Man, those are the Shrieking Savages. I heard them last night.

by PeasantKing February 6, 2018

shred tags

it’s open for inturpretaion. however the basic gist is being hella cool and edgy. a term used by skateboarders.

“oi man, i just smoked the phattest spliff”
“ayyyyyyyyyy that shred tags”

by sid_from_skins May 31, 2018