shifty mamunes cubano

a dirty mexican who gets a lot of bad grades specifically Fs in computer related classes. His shiftyness is unsurpassed. O, and hes quite greasy.

Person A:Where is shifty?
Person B:I dunno but hes so greasy he may have slipped down a sewage grate
Person A:Why would he go home so early?

by Anonymous Informant April 27, 2005

shortyest

a mixture of the words shortest and naughtyest to describe something short and naughty.

wow she's wearing the shortyest skirt ive ever seen!! and im liking it!!

by Michael Redwood May 10, 2007

Shotty Out

A phrase used to get out of doing something when your with a group of friends..similiar to Noes Goes. The person who says shotie out last has to do the task asked of the group.

Mom: Can one of you please take out the trash?

Person 1: Shotty out!

Person 2: Shotty out!

Person 3 (did not say shotty out):Damnit!

Person 3 said it last, so they have to take out the trash.

by Tyler+Jarred December 31, 2008

softy spec

A word or question specification meaning that it is random. Commonly used on internet forums to describe random threads.

Hubert: Hey Gertrude did you see that thread on that internet forum yesterday?
Gertrude: Yeah i was all like WTF? That was a softy spec thread for sure.

by Jeremy Watkins September 23, 2009

Shotty Running

Only using a shotgun as your main weapon while running around the whole map shooting everyone you see. This is mostly done to either have fun or to piss people off .

Nick: "I had the worst game ever on Modern Warfare 2!"
Tom: "What happened?"
Nick: "Some guy decided to go shotty running the whole time and it pissed me off!"
Tom: "You just got owned!"

by Nokitch July 22, 2010

Shorty that

1. I second that

2. Dibs..

1.
Person a:Hail Hitler!
Person b: Shorty that!
2.
Person a: Look at all these fine females!
Person b: I shorty the one in the blue shirt.

by Bunny Slipper Bitch July 31, 2011

shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.

John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.

by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012