A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

A Shitbender

A person so un-eloquent in their use of lies and bullshit that the act of them speaking equates to "shit-bending." Overglorificaton of ones self makes one a shitbender. Exaggeration of an event to the point of absurdity makes one a shitbender.
Statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by shitbenders.

"Yea i don't care about money, I have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. They are all fighting over me" (this legendary shitbender worked as a housekeeper)

Me: "I have never heard anything so crazy come out of anyone's mouth, ever!

Response: "He's a shitbender, that's all that comes out."

by MBTGIYM October 22, 2014

large shite

A way to describe someone who is being irritating, offensive or all of the above.

Liam was a large shite as soon as he came out of the womb

by nadpad August 3, 2017

Stage Shite

When a certain circumstance makes you get too nervous to produce any poo.

After making awkward eye contact over the cubicle door, Ryan got Stage Shite in the library toilets

by TimbolaArcade November 16, 2020

Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!

Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!

by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021

Holy Shité

Like saying holy shit but more sw@g

Friend: holy shit!

You: *puts on sunglasses* holy shité!

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

MANDATORY SHITEATER

PERMUTER GHOST utilized in the definition.

You can say the GYPSY PROOF is SHITEATER MANDATORY to eat that GOLD OUT OF SHIT for the MANDATORY SHITEATER to be a perfect JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE 7:40 AM...CHAMBER OF DIGITAL COMMERCE uses FINGERS TO EAT SHIT LITERALLY.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY July 21, 2021