Shift at Thorntons

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.

Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.

by Welshasian February 22, 2012

shift mind imprint

unlock undesirable or unwanted mind control

i realized my thoughts were being manipulated;they were truly not my own ;i was being imprinted ,and i conciously needed to shift mind imprint, to another level where i was in control

by kjzhirah April 1, 2015

shift trading

The act of asking a coworker to cover your shift, and trading it with them. Using the Coffee Mobile app is the best way to complete shift trading on ones mobile device.

Yo, I want to hit up that sweet concert but I have to work. Good thing I have this Shift Trading app so somebody can cover me.

by Coffee Mobile November 18, 2015

shift some units

Slingin some hardcore drugs. Any bloke you see wearing his speedies outside centerlink with a bumbag hanging over his puffed out chest is sure to be

Hey bro want to go chase some gangas tomorrow arvo?

Cant bruz, rent is due, gotta go shift some units

by dingas4lyf August 5, 2016

Shitzam

When you turn out what feels like an incredibly large bowel movement and when you look down the toilet it has miraculously disappeared.

Bro my shit just dissapeared on me this morning.
like shitzam and it was gone.

by Pirateunderground June 8, 2017

Shifter sitter

When a male or female sits on a gear shifter in a car & has an intense orgasm. The shifter may be inserted into the vagina or anus.

I went to use my car this morning & my gear shifter was all sticky, must’ve had another shifter sitter last night.

by Doctor Doug August 14, 2019

shietz

A name that defines someone as a balding oji-san. Typically balding on twitch.

Man, that guy's a piece of shietz. FeelsShietzMan.

by Balding on twitch.tv/shietz October 6, 2019