Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!

God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!

by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018

not shark or flounder

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.

B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

taxi shark

Taxi drivers who hang around airports and tourist attractions with a keen eye for the first time tourist.

The museum had more taxi sharks waiting outside than a hot cross bun.

I spent all day in gemstone and carpet shops thanks to that %$&*^ taxi shark.

by Gonzo Jack May 8, 2020

Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.

I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.

by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016

photo sharking

The act of secretly taking pictures of someone without their knowledge and uploading it to Facebook. Usually with a sarcastic remark, or worst, no caption...letting the image speak for itself.

I was photo sharking the freaks at WalMart today. I can't believe some people actually leave the house looking like that.

by jabber jaws January 22, 2011

flak shark

They are the soldiers that are commanded by the Fearsome Sturgeon General.

We are being attacked by Flak Sharks, Damn you Sturgeo

by Borntokill November 19, 2013

Deku Shark

so a Deku Shark is Deku a anime character from my hero academia and a shark whice makes a Deku Shark it is super cute and it is good for killing your enemies

(my friend g.... and I made it up)

Me "Ima feed my brother to the deku sharks" Sarikong "yay

by MintOrange September 19, 2019