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taxi shark

Taxi drivers who hang around airports and tourist attractions with a keen eye for the first time tourist.
The museum had more taxi sharks waiting outside than a hot cross bun.

I spent all day in gemstone and carpet shops thanks to that %$&*^ taxi shark.
by Gonzo Jack May 8, 2020
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Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!
God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!
by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018
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Chatham Shark

A mythical creature that is said to live in Lake Chatham in Glade Springs, WV. Only a few have reported sightings of this beast, including Jonathan Davis and Yveny Preobrasginsky.
I don’t know if I would go swimming in that lake, the Chatham Shark might get you.
by Jack Chatham January 22, 2021
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Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.
I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.
by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016
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not shark or flounder

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.
B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.
by anonymous May 20, 2022
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Pipstar the Shark

Famous twitch streamer, founder of onlysharks.com. Doesn't define himself as Gen Z or Millennial. Has famous dad called Derek who left him when he was a little shark, sometimes appears on streams while being called by big PP moderator - Brisnate.

Pipstar112 personality is submassive, horny but he's still a hilarious and entertaining shark. Lives on the east coast of Australia where hunting decent ginger milfs. His special ability is humming all banger songs to hurt his viewer's ears and cause emotional damage. There are legends there exists a good fin soup and that one-day clitoris can be found by a shark.
Hey! Have you watched Pipstar the shark?
Yeah I even masturbated during!
by Whip Mommy February 22, 2022
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flak shark

They are the soldiers that are commanded by the Fearsome Sturgeon General.
We are being attacked by Flak Sharks, Damn you Sturgeo
by Borntokill November 19, 2013
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