by Rylan S. March 30, 2005
Get the secret gardenmug. When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.
When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.
by ChaosDemon January 13, 2011
Get the Box of Secretsmug. When a woman (or man) is fellating another man (or woman) and there are other parties involved in conversation with, or adjacent to the recipient that are not privy to the current action.
That bitch done gave me head under the dinner table, call that top secret. (with some heavy 808's and trap style beat)
by Hot Soapier anonymous May 17, 2020
Get the Top Secretmug. I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?
by coffeecakes May 13, 2015
Get the secret santasmug. When you enter your partners ‘magical portal’ from behind, after indulging in Shrooms for an evening, you then grab their neck firmly with two hands and choke them until they turn blue!
by EchoEcho5 May 1, 2018
Get the Secret smurfmug. by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020
Get the Secret tunnelmug. An sexual act in which a woman puts on an unusual amount of gel or roll-on deodorant underneath her arm and the male proceeds to place his member inside the armpit for sexual stimulation. Can be performed from in front or in back, personal preference. The PH is because its strong enough for a man, but balanced for the woman.
Amanda just showered and didn't have time for a blowjob, so instead she gave Clark a Phresh Secret to shut him up.
by Pheenomz April 8, 2009
Get the Phresh Secretmug.