dirty sebastian

when you edge the male for 4 hours, edging on blue balls, then let him come all over himself.

Person 1: God I hate cumming instantly
Person 2: Yeah me too. Dirty Sebastian?
Person 1: Awesome sauce all over my bodayyyy!!!

by dirtysebastian2 June 12, 2024

Sebastian

Loved and respected by everyone and Blessed by God.

Legendary

Revered One

Role Model

He returned from his journey, drenched in glory like Sebastian of ancient times.

by 7's Trick March 3, 2022

Sebastian Solace

A 10’6 fish man who is the only reason most Pressure players actually play the game, even though he’s actually a real dick. (It’s okay that he’s mean, he has loads of sad lore :3)

Girl: Sebastian Solace is so pookie though!

Guy: Right? So baby girl!

by tomura.x March 3, 2025

Sebastian

Sebastian is a gay homosexual guy with a 7 inch penis that goes by the name of yesbanana on Xbox and he is friends with slowin, Sebastian is usually a gamer

Teacher : who has an Xbox

Sebastian Does!

by Slowin September 25, 2021

Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

sassy sebastian

a boy named Sebastian that is very sassy, always wrong, and for some reason hates makeup, he likes to be called "cbass" which is strongly disapproved by an amazing, beautiful, courageous, and a bit aggressive girl named Mercy.

damn sassy Sebastian back at it again with the sass

by mercy.mariee May 15, 2016

Sebastian Janes

Loves to play r6s. Is very cool (seb and r6s). Got restraints on tech from parents. Is sad.

Ay yo is that a Sebastian Janes?

by Dr Coooooooooooooooool January 30, 2023