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Screaming Space Hopper

On a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her arse and one hard into her twat and kneel on her hair. She will scream and try to get up by lifting her arse. Jump on her back holding the bananas in place. Just like a kid on a space hopper.
Janice was like a screaming space hopper last night. rode the bitch for 20 minutes.
by Hungry Horrace November 2, 2008
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Screaming Jacinta

A big fat slut.One that goes through the group of mates....
by ZAC GRAY BITCH January 24, 2009
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Screaming Whale

When you walk up to a random person an Main Street and flick them in the ball sack and scream "WHALE!" and then sprint away.
Girl: Dayumm he was hot!
Girls Friend: Go do the "Screaming Whale!"
Girl: Ahh, yeah! Perfect idea!
*Girl walks up to attractive male flicks him in the ball sack*
Girl: WHALE!
*Sprints away*
by Hugh Heftner August 25, 2009
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screaming scarecrow

When in the middle of having vaginal sex, the man must take out his schlong and insert into a pile of sand. Then he puts his dick back into the girls vagina and they resume having sex.
My vag hurts from all the sand thats in it. We tried the screaming scarecrow last night.
by The sex freak guru of sex666 September 28, 2010
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Shredding

the shredding of the uteran wall when a woman has her period
Mary must be shredding cause she is acting like a crazy bitch!
by ditaluver September 21, 2011
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autistic screeching

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked
as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.
by mmokey June 15, 2017
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Schroedinger's Cat

famous experiment in quantum physics that helps explain the spiritual truth of the world as living relationship.
This proves that we are all in relaitonshp to one another. The observer, merely by abserving something, INFLUENCES what is observed. The cat is equally alive and dead until someone opens the box and looks inside.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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