ankle scraper

Extremely large penis/dick. One that is said to "scrape your own ankles"

"Hot Wings has a giant crank!" - Listener
"Yea, what a real ankle scraper!!" - Eric Zane

by Mallen92 November 1, 2008

snatch scratcher

1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.

I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.

by aikybrky September 15, 2009

scroad scratch

Term to describe the action of getting one's balls scratched while driving. Similar to road head. Usually performed by the passenger by reaching over with one of those wooden back scratchers.

Scott was lucky enough to get scroad scratched by Michelle on the way to the party tonight.

by Methduesa February 14, 2010

coochie scratcher

A beard or goatie

Your coochie scratcher is scratching the wrong place

by Imaginerful January 12, 2014

nose scratcher

Facial tissue specifically designed for nasal scratching and booger retrieval. The only way to scratch the inside of your nose without becoming a social pariah.

Dad: Stop picking your nose!
Son: I'm not picking! I'M ITCHING!!!
Dad: Then use a Nose Scratcher!

by Rawb2k January 19, 2021

poop ass butt scrape

just a funny name to call one of your friends that's acting like a dipshit or just because you're getting sick of other names to call them.

lets go get some food you poop ass butt scrape.

by poopassbuttscrape July 20, 2016

African Booty Scratcher

is not someone who scratches his master's ass but more of an asshole. A snitch. A coward.

dang that gurl is such uh african booty scratcher!

by Charles Mckenzie January 31, 2009