Murderous Scantrons

The Murderous Scantrons, formed in 2005 at Los Banos High School in Los Banos, California, is one of the best known bands in the world. They've been serving up smiles for forty years in Los Banos, only recently, in 2004, moved onward in their conquest for fame and fortune. The band contains three members: David, Kyle, and Morgan (sp). Their first album, "This album is blank on purpose.", is due out in stores in July, 1999, after repeated delays due to the stealing of the source code and JAVA script by the local math teacher, Mr.Miller. The Murderous Scantrons' next show is tonight at 2A.M., in room 524 of the Los Banos High School . Be there or be squared. Don't worry, the show is blank on purpose.

"DOOd, DAT MURDEROUS SCANTRONS CONNCERTZ IN MRMILLERZ CASSWOMB WAS ROXXORZ !!!!!!!!! oneoneoneone! !!!!ELEVENEL VENEVLENEMURDER OUSEVE!!!!!!!!SCANT RONS!!!!!1 LONEONEONE", says Eddie of Geometry, period 5.

"Sir, the Murderous Scantrons concerto in Mr. Miller's classroom, was rather tasteful and enticing, I might say.", says Steven (sp) of Geometry, period 5.

"I give it a 10, just like I gave Kyle's Mom last night. <333" says David of Murderous Scantrons.

"Hey-Uh, let's get focused! I don't want no bologna today! MIKE, GET OUT! Kayla, sit down. EXCUSE ME??? HEY! H-H-H-HEEEY! Why do I allwuhs gotta carry such a big stick around? HUH? YOU WANNA GET NASTY, I'LL GET NASTY!!" says Mr.Miller.

"I love Bianca", says David, again, of the Murderous Scantrons.

As you can tell from these highly reputable sources, The Murdeous Scantrons ROXXORZ MY SOXXORZ. And all yours too. CONSIDER YOURSELF PWNED MR. MILLER. EH? EHHH? YEAHHH.

by The Murderous Scantrons February 16, 2005

hop off my sattle

A phrase, similar to, get off me or hop off my nuts.
Not to be taking literally.
Use this phrase when some one is constantly pestering or annoying an individual.

guy1:are we there yet?
guy2:nope
guy1:i need to take a shit
guy2:hold it in
guy1:im hungry, buy me somthing
guy2seriously bro, you need to hop off my sattle.

by getoffmebrosky12 August 27, 2010

Scatty

used wen sum1 starts a fight or swearing at u

don't be getting all scatty wit meh blaaad, gyal ha tel a cru n dem nigaz gon gun u !!

by d legend messy January 13, 2008

Scatter-shat

The act of shitting on a massive and explosive scale. More projectile than actual terd. Also known as Dynamite-Buttlhole or C-4 Shit.

I am going to go up to Mrs. Jones' desk and scatter-shat in in her face.

by Robo January 3, 2005

Scatter Fuck

A person regarded as flighty, thoughtless, or disorganized. Or scatterbrained

I was so scatter Fucked today, I kept forgetting my things ever where and going to the wrong rooms!

by The Scatterfuck August 25, 2011

scat pirate

Somewhat like the angry pirate only this time with feces. Slap a large blob in one eye of the victim then proceed in kicking them in one leg, now observe & enjoy!

'scat pirate', the angry pirate..only better!

by ammeg h December 7, 2009

Scat Man Dew

The act of a man defecating on a woman's breast and then urinating on the feces.

John gave Melissa a real hot steamy scat man dew last night while she was sleeping.

by PSDeco August 1, 2011