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sand kitten

A vagina that’s been exposed to the beach.
“I just left the beach, now I need to go wash off my sand kitten.”
by FishyMcSquishy November 3, 2017
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Jesus Sand

The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.

It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".

Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".

Person 2: "
by Tod1232 June 27, 2015
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Sand rats

A rat that blends into the sand and runs around. Explains many sand mysteries. You must feed them or they will get you.
Girl: let’s go to the beach!
Me: no! The sand rats might get us!
by Rat educator June 29, 2021
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Sloppy Sands

A sloppy sands is the more aggressive version of a wet willy. It’s when you spit in your hand and run it down another persons butt crack like a debit card.
My sister got mad at me and gave me a sloppy sands. Now my butt crack is wet.
by iBuyGamerGirlPee February 22, 2019
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Sand Friend

See Sand Nigger - for use in front of other people.
by No Salad December 31, 2020
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sand matters

The moment you realize your life matters; if you think of your life as an hourglass, then the sand is your past, present, and future. The only time you have is right now, the only life you have is right now. Sand matters means awakening to the realization that the only grains that matter are falling through right now.
It's time your sand matters. Your life, your time, your sand matters.
by windysister June 16, 2009
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sand shark

after busting during intercourse, rubbing your penis in sand and pushing it back into the girls pussy
by Jack----- May 13, 2005
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