Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Salty salmon

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017

Salmons

Salmon but with a s at the end. Usually the last name of a sexy man with a long cock.

Girl: what’s that kids last name?

Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick

by Hottysauce November 20, 2021

Salmon

Salmon
(verb)

A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.

Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.

“At the party, Chau suddenly yelled ‘SALMON!’ and pretended to swim her hand upstream between Christopher’s legs — everyone cracked up.”

by Salmon Queen September 18, 2025

Salmon

A word to describe something disgusting, gross, and otherwise putrid.

Person 1: “Dude, that’s disGUSTing!.. like a salmon.”
Person 2 says nothing, and leaves.

by DillonVentures October 29, 2021

northern atlantic pink salmon

Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.

BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)

by Blue eyed bitch May 10, 2017