Safe as bro

New Zealand slang term for "nice one mate", or "no problem chap" meaning no worries my friend.

Yeah safe as bro.

by KjngDrew December 31, 2021

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 14, 2019

safe head

Oral sex with a condom

It was 1 night I was so horny, I let this guy give me safe head.

by TAP26 June 30, 2021

safe touch

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.

I'm dying for some safe touch.

by Meow meow kitty cat March 17, 2018

safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.

safe 2 da madness, I'm still here today.

by S2DM July 19, 2021

semen safe

The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob

by PenguinMolester May 19, 2018

safe potty syndrome

The inability to poop anywhere except home.

I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️

by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023