swedish t-bag

when a very large and hairy swedish man becomes worked up until he is sweating like none other. He then finds a random chick and dangles his balls over her mouth so she ends up lapping up all the sweat until she finally consumes his entire scrotum

Dude, i saw this sick ass swedish guy give this girl a swedish t-bag. I swear she drank at least a gallon of his sweat until she bit off his balls.

by m0n3y maker October 12, 2006

swedish exit

To run away from battle.

When they got whupped by the Norwegian army the soldiers took the swedish exit.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

Swedish Wal-Mart

Any Ikea. It may be Swedish, but it's still Wal-Mart.

"I just got a bargain on press board furniture and cinnamon cookies at Swedish Wal-Mart!"

by General Nuisance September 26, 2008

Swedish guy in War Thunder

All About the meatball, and also no roof lol

Porch like to be Swedish guy in War Thunder
Gem : *PTSD*

by urfriendlypedo February 17, 2022

swedish corn muffin

the result of an italian bakery.

she gave herself an italian bakery and her swedish corn muffin tasted so good.

by johnny knoxville88956 February 26, 2009

Swedish pop-tart

by roberts terms, sex with a spatula....lik a cherry pop tart: pop it and part it.

Damn robert, did you swedish pop-tart that girl?
hells YEA!!

by kelseyyyyy katttt December 9, 2008

Swedish person in Lebanon

It is quite hard to find a Swedish person in Lebanon (the best country in the world) simply because there are too many hot Lebanese, which is quite distracting

Hanna: Try and find a Swedish person in Lebanon
Sami: That's impossible...

by moufanator May 31, 2010