dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair

i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

9-Stringed guitar

you'll buy it, play 0-0-0-0-0-000-00-0-000-00-0-0-0-0000-0-0-0 or think your a Djent god, but you'll put it away for at least a month

Bro, I just got a 9-Stringed guitar, I'm a Djent god

by big pickel May 9, 2022

Dingiling Silly String

The ejaculate that is produced from the penis during an orgasm

I hope I bring in the new year with some random chick spraying my Dingiling Silly String all over the place at midnight.

by bigdoose January 3, 2015

national heart string day

everyday

omg it’s national heart string day! let me send my girl a pic of my jogget strings in a heart

by ursuperhotgf December 1, 2021

Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.

Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates

by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024

String-Tashed

when someone is heavily under the influence of alcohol, and starts acting rather crazily, reminiscent of someone with a screw loose.

Awww mate I was so string-tashed last night I tobogganed my bird down the stairs.

by Stringy-T October 13, 2008

G-string it

pulling your underwear up into your ass crack to fully expose both buttcheeks,

alternative: g-stringing it

"You don't have to pull your pants down to show us your ass pimple, just g-string it!"
"I got a sick butt tattoo, I'll g-string it"

by hamptonroomies May 15, 2024