Comfy Slipper

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.

Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.

by road dome tasty111 December 10, 2011

Boredian slip

An error in speech, memory or physical action which occurs due to major boredom.

Boredian slip is; Mis-saying, Mis-hearing, Mis-understanding, temporary forgetting, Mis-placing objects, slip of the Tongue, general bizarreness.

Colleague 1. Do you like breast?
Colleague 2. Uh?
Colleague 1. I like breast and thigh, how about you?
Colleague 2. (awkward silence)
Colleague 1. You don't have to eat it!
Colleague 2. Errrrr!
Colleague 1. Just you said you liked chicken, I picked some up for dinner.
Colleague 2. OH chicken yes, I like chicken

by Deadanna dyer February 8, 2012

stealth slip

The quick one-touch/grab movement, which, if you are lucky places your penis back under the belt-line of your pants in the unfortunate event of a public boner.

F: What's that lump in your pants?
M: Oh shit, I'll just pull my stealth slip!

by slickslider December 9, 2013

Charmin slip

When you have a nasty wiping job, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper, and you get shit on your hand.

Damn, I had a nasty wiper, and my finger busted through the toilet paper. I hate when I have a

Charmin Slip! Wish I'd used a baby wipe!

by Naomi Girl April 29, 2014

fruity slip

It's where you wrap your dick in a fruit roll up and slip your dick in her booty and then eat the fruit roll out of her anus.

we was watching netflix when he gave me a fruity slip and i never came back after that .

by sick nastey November 13, 2015

Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.

Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016

Tony-slipaspoon

The seediest slipaspoon. A Tony-slipaspoon takes being a seed to a whole new level, he will take it there. then take a shit there. Everyone knows at least one Tony-slipaspoon. If you believe that you've never met one, then you probably are

Fuck, stop caressing spoons, you seedy fuckin' Tony-slipaspoon.

by Marbecheeeny August 28, 2016