Slushi

when u put a girl in the freezer for 30 min then you eat her out

man bro I had my first day of training at mcdonalds yesterday, and after my manager was done doing inventory in the freezer i totally gave her a Slushi

by The Winter Warlock September 26, 2018

Slunk

1.An attractive amount of fat.
2.Fat but in an attractive way.
3.Fat, but not too fat and still really pretty.

Person1:"Damn that girl slunk." Person2:"What does that mean?" Person1:"Like an attractive amount of fatness." Person2:"Uh huh." Person1:"You know like your girlfriend." Person2:"I'm not going to agree with you, im just going to say uh huh again."

by SOMEBODYRINGTHEDINKSTER? October 21, 2018

Slushfuckery

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny, and no matter what you wear, you are guaranteed to spend the day feeling wet and cold.

It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.

Fucking slushfuckery.

by Loveleedae October 24, 2018

Slushfuckery

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny, and no matter what you wear, you are guaranteed to spend the day feeling wet and cold.

It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.

Fucking slushfuckery.

by Loveleedae October 24, 2018

Slushfuckery

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny, and no matter what you wear, you are guaranteed to spend the day feeling wet and cold.

It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.

Fucking slushfuckery.

by Loveleedae October 24, 2018

Slushfuckery

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny.

Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.

It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.

Fucking slushfuckery.

by Loveleedae October 24, 2018

slunky

the person that is fake, weird, etc

boy why you acting like a slunky

by qualified person March 4, 2019