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sloppy franke

After aggressively fucking a chick on her period, you quickly pull out sliding your bloody dick between her ass cheeks resemembling a hotdog with ketchup.
Dude:wanna have sex?
Chick: can't, I'm on my period
Dude: no problem, let's just sloppy franke!
Chick: ok!
by Naveed Mosca June 1, 2018
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sloppy slapper

When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017
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Sloppy hippo

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack
by Animal tamer June 19, 2017
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Sloppy Tuesday

two people who are both desperate as hell and easy that will do anything for sextual activity; ie making out, hj, bj, sex etc, but with out any long term commitment
Their relationship is a perfect sloppy Tuesday, they can fuck and not have to worry about their future.
by slippss July 8, 2014
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Sloppy Sinkonds

Do you mind if I wash my hands first? I don’t want your sloppy sinkonds.
by Ryan Kelly June 13, 2018
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sloppy paul

a sex move in which a man will drink a mixture of chili and milk and spit it into a woman's vagina
I gave my girl a sloppy paul the other night, and she's had a nasty infection ever since.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Made famous by theDoooo McNasty and Soup on youtube.
I was not aware that she was dipping at the time and she gave me a Sloppy Dallas.
by HMetalmaster October 15, 2020
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