Sloppy sandcastle

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.
I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!
by Dustinj321 October 15, 2017
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Sloppy master

Sloppy Master - A man who has mastered the art of having sex with a women, while her cuckhold husband watches and waits for sloppy seconds.
Kevin the Sloppy Master was fucking Heather while her cuck husband waited for sloppy seconds.
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 22, 2020
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Sloppy Stranger

When you sit on your non-primary hand until it goes numb, and use that hand to masturbate.
"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."
by Kemper6six6 October 05, 2017
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left sloppy

This phrase is derived from the the term blue balls. Being left sloppy is the same as being given blue balls. Although this phrase can be commonly used in situations where you were left hanging by someone.
(Someone doesn't shake your hand after you put your hand out.) "Damn bro you really gonna leave me sloppy like that?"
Guy 1: Did you fuck last night?
Guy 2: Nahhhh I got left sloppy
by JerryJonfidence December 21, 2020
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Sloppy goanna

When one gives oral intercourse to a male partner while supine, with the scrotum inside the mouth and the tongue reaching down to as close to the anus or the perineum as possible. The sloppiness comes from the salivary secretions as lubrication.
Elaine B is a sneaky gecko who gave me a sloppy goanna. Fair dinkum.
by Basr92 May 09, 2020
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Sloppy "B"

An oozy egg sandwich made with whatever bread is left in the pantry, bacon and salt and pepper. The egg must be made over-easy to bust when eaten.
This morning I got up to find my husband eating a Sloppy "B".
by merde160 April 21, 2010
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sloppy bitch

a bitch that’d also a mess, sloppy, disgusting
you’re a fucking sloppy bitch
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