Shartel is the type of friend that would drop everything she's doing to be there for you. She will support, inspire you, cheer you on and motivate you.
by ShantzCas November 22, 2023
Get the Shartel mug.A beautiful African name given to women who know how to pull back and shart. In fact: the name "Shartina" is actually derived from sharting. In case you didn't know, in African-American culture, it is customary that you simultaneously shit and fart (i.e shart) in order to show your tribe that you are friendly. The scent of your shart shows what you've been eating and drinking, which allowed them to distinguish friend from foe. Shartina is a beautiful, urban, heavy, African-American woman who sharts like there's no tomorrow! The scent of her shart is so intoxicating that many other African-Americans in the area will get aroused and attempt to locate the shart in question. In the end, this is one relic of a beautiful, vibrant culture that is shared among African Americans.
Shartina takes a big, fat shart every time her niggas DeQuandrius and Bon'Queefius grab at her big fat, ghetto booty.
Fun fact: Did you know? Lizzo's real name is Shartina? Little Shartina didn't want to look bad and attract negative attention among the systemically white supremacist far-right music industry, so she adopted the moniker "Lizzo" as her beautiful stage name!
Fun fact: Did you know? Lizzo's real name is Shartina? Little Shartina didn't want to look bad and attract negative attention among the systemically white supremacist far-right music industry, so she adopted the moniker "Lizzo" as her beautiful stage name!
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by therealjohnathancena March 19, 2024
Get the sharticus mug.I felt a degree of shartenfruede when Albert went to let one rip in the kitchen only to find that there was more than anal wind coming out of his a-hole. It was a cue to change his undies.
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Get the Shartneeze mug.(N): a person who sharts in a way that creates a piece of splatter art, usually on a toilet seat or wall, often but not always on purpose.
Man, that is a lot of shit on that toilet seat, the pattern is mesmerizing though, that shartist is a Picasso!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
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