secret garden

a term used for any unwanted hair on a female, particularily arm pit hair.

Ashley V. almost yaked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!

by Rylan S. March 30, 2005

secret couple

A love that cant be open because of unnecessary judgment, or just a relationship waiting for trouble. Either way these two people know that they are in love, and nothing will stop them.

"I would rather keep our relationship as a secret couple"
"Totally, if we ever got busted, we would be dead!"

by Lfkfndiiebhuevdr April 1, 2017

Secret tunnel

It’s your period tunnel

Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

Boy: interesting

by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020

Secret smurf

When you enter your partners ‘magical portal’ from behind, after indulging in Shrooms for an evening, you then grab their neck firmly with two hands and choke them until they turn blue!

Want to get secret smurfed tonight?

by EchoEcho5 May 1, 2018

Top Secret

When a woman (or man) is fellating another man (or woman) and there are other parties involved in conversation with, or adjacent to the recipient that are not privy to the current action.

That bitch done gave me head under the dinner table, call that top secret. (with some heavy 808's and trap style beat)

by Hot Soapier anonymous May 17, 2020

secret santas

Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.

I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?

by coffeecakes May 13, 2015

Phresh Secret

An sexual act in which a woman puts on an unusual amount of gel or roll-on deodorant underneath her arm and the male proceeds to place his member inside the armpit for sexual stimulation. Can be performed from in front or in back, personal preference. The PH is because its strong enough for a man, but balanced for the woman.

Amanda just showered and didn't have time for a blowjob, so instead she gave Clark a Phresh Secret to shut him up.

by Pheenomz April 8, 2009