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scooped mids

A phrase typically associated with 90s death metal guitars. It is used to describe a guitar sound that has had midrange frequencies removed to create a more sinister and crisp tonality.
Bruh the guitar on that album sounds crushing with those scooped mids.
by Bass_emperor22 September 3, 2022
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Corn Scoop

The act of a man sticking his uncircumcised penis into somebody’s asshole and scooping out some corn. The man then takes his penis and feeds the corn back to the other person or a third party.
Last night was Mexican night, so I corn scooped my Girlfriend.
by Palehorse28 August 18, 2025
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the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.
“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”
by gredonglious October 1, 2023
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Scoops

When someone fingers someone else and uses their nail to “scratch” the wall.
Daren gave me scoops last night and it was amazing
by L mauve July 12, 2022
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Scoop

wipe your face,you got a little scoop on your lips
by Chris M.F. October 18, 2008
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retro-scoop

When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.
He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.

I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.
by Socoa January 31, 2009
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