salted pill

cum, semen, jizz, etc. God's lapdog has blowjob lips, apparently.

"like a salted pill, so easy to swallow" -adam pascal, songs of old

by squango December 1, 2015

salt and pepper

when a woman allows her enormous boobs to hang out so much that it looks trashy and slutty

(Sitting in a diner, talking casually, one of the gentlemen looks over yonder and nods his head in dissapointment.)
David: Mike, what are you shaking your head at?
Mike: David, I always feel so deppressed when a woman has salt and pepper.
William Sledd (aka the coolest gay man ever):Oh I know, me too Mike, that woman should never let them hang out that far.

by The Bombdiggietest December 17, 2006

sea salt

when a kid is so salty that he is not only mad but screams higher than 80 decibels directly into the mic giving people a BLOODY EAR

the kid was so sea salty after getting noscoped he screamed into the mic and was kicked
we will never hear from him again

by vazbeanashare July 23, 2016

pure salt

If you think something/someome looks good.

Mate, them kicks are pure salt.

That girl looks pure salt right now.

I'm looking pure salt.

by JayBrucie March 8, 2014

Salt peter

another name for cum, or man juice

The girl that sucked me off las night was so bad i just had to
spray my salt peter up her nostral

by Jamie June 17, 2006

pass the salt

The punch line to a joke in which the teller tries to get the "tellee" to laugh at a joke that isn't funny.

Two penguins are sitting in the tub. The boy's in the front and the girls in the back. The boy turns around and says "pass the salt"

by TelephoneTag June 22, 2008

Salt Treatment

When someone acting salty as fuck for a extended period of time.

"Dude she been giving me the salt treatment for like 2 weeks now because i forgot her favorite color."

by Optimo April 25, 2015