Richard

Richard is a boys name that is-- wait a minute. Richard is another word for cock, penis, or dick which mean the same thing. Typically men with 5-7 inch dicks call it their richard.

Meanwhile, two gay men have a chat about their dicks and it all doesn't go that well.

Trevor: Hey Conrad, nice chode you got there.

Conrad: *pulls down pants*
Trevor: WAIT NO I'D TAKE THAT BACK, That's one fine richard!
Conrad: I'd like to see you do it
Trevor: *pulls down pants*
Conrad: OOOOH!!! TREVOR HAS A CHODE!
Trevor: FUCK YOU CONRAD!

by Anonomous4002 May 21, 2020

Broke Richard

A person who is worthless, they never try to do anything right, they always leave things for everyone else, often respond with "its not my job" or "why do I have to do that?". You try to get rid of them, but for some reason you can't. If a person at work is hated by all, never does his job correctly no matter how many times he/she is showed, and does not put any effort into doing anything then he may suffer from being a Broke Richard.

That boy is worthless, he's aint nothin' but a Broke Richard.

McDonalds is slap full of Broke Richards who don't care about their job.

Quinn, quit being a Broken Richard and get to work.

Quinn was a Broken Richard, and he always will be.

by Everyonesucks1210 December 6, 2016

haley lu richardson

The most energetic little bean who has ever crossed this earth.

Teen 1- Have you seen Haley Lu Richardson in Five Feet Apart?
Teen 2- OMG! Yes! I balled my eyes out! HALEY WAS SO AMAIZNG IN IT! And so was Cole Sprouse!

by Ilovehaleylurichardson March 17, 2019

Richard Cranium

richard is a name that when shortened is dick and cranium is brain so when put together it's dickbrain/dickhead.

My friend acted like a Richard Cranium last night.

by LOLLIE ROFL POP July 21, 2009

skinny richard

Putting a garbage bag over your penis and filling it with whatever bodily fluid floats your boat. Proceeding to take the full bag of jizz/piss and hitting people while yelling "SKINNY RICHARD YO ASS"

Peter:Yo Luke lets skinny richard Andrew
Luke:Good cus I gotta take a piss
Andrew:Deuce you guys that hurt!

by Deucey Jones October 10, 2011

Richard

Richard is very cute and charming. He makes every woman he looks at super horny. Richards have an enormous dick. He is quick to fall in love and a flirt. When he gets in a relationship he takes it seriously and is a great lover. Richard doesnt show his emotions alot, only very few people will actually know him. Richards are great friends and are always loyal. He always makes u laugh. He is very sexual and is always horny. He is a risk taker and a little bit of a rebel. He is very smart. Richard is loved by many.

Did you see the size of his cock, it was so huge, he must be a Richard.

by dfdfd d fddfddff February 27, 2016

Rachael

aka Ray. An extremely hot girl, who constantly sounds like she's high and that everybody loves for no particular reason. Rachael has no best friends, yet a lot of people consider her their best friend. She is also the best neighbor anyone could ever ask for! In addition, she is faithful to her friend Noa and will love her for ever and ever.

Sarah:"I love Rachael! She is my best friend!"
Ilan:"Awks for you, she's my best friend"
Michal:"You'd like that wouldn't you? well suck it cuz shes mine!"
Rachael:"Calm down everybody.. we all know I'm Noa's"

by ILoveRay November 28, 2011