A woman that likes to have sexual interactions with multiple persons. A woman that gets around. Usually the husband is watching due to kinks relating.
by FireIceStorm34 December 6, 2024
Get the House Runnermug. This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
by breadakita December 21, 2020
Get the Runner's Tumormug. 1. It is important to load up on carbohydrates 2-4 hours before a big run.
Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice.
But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style.
Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it.
That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run.
2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.
Say to yourself things like:
This is gonna be your best run yet.
You're going to accomplish all of your goals.
You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon.
It's go time.
This will be the performance of a lifetime.
It is on, till the break of dawn!
You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo.
You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable.
You are a relentless driving force.
You are a timeless powerhouse.
You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.
Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries.
3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region.
Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin.
4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy.
5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.
Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice.
But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style.
Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it.
That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run.
2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.
Say to yourself things like:
This is gonna be your best run yet.
You're going to accomplish all of your goals.
You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon.
It's go time.
This will be the performance of a lifetime.
It is on, till the break of dawn!
You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo.
You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable.
You are a relentless driving force.
You are a timeless powerhouse.
You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.
Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries.
3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region.
Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin.
4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy.
5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.
I ran the New York City Marathon with helpful tips and pointers provided through the Runner Guidelines. You should totally check it out. It's Reader Recommended!
by TheHoppah22 April 7, 2014
Get the Runner Guidelinesmug. Came from Silent Hill 2 forest trail run meme, a Fog Runner is a person (usually men) who feels lost in life and has no idea on how to take the next step in life due to their plans (usually during high school) not working out. or
"Did you remember that one person in Highschool who seemed to have a promising future due to his grades? He end up becoming a fog runner after finishing high school."
by a stones March 23, 2024
Get the Fog Runnermug. by Supaname July 29, 2015
Get the doin dips on the runnermug. A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.
by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025
Get the Certified runnermug. when you’re fucking a girl and you pull out and run to the other end of the room to full torque run and dive into her vagina
by crapped August 28, 2021
Get the runners missilemug.