Rumpefest

A Rumpefest is a ceremony where two men are united in marriage. Rumpefest traditions and customs vary greatly between cultures, ethnic groups, religions, countries, and social classes. Most rumpefest ceremonies involve an exchange of manly vows by the men, presentation of a gift (offering, rings, symbolic item, flowers, money), and a public proclamation of marriage by an authority figure or celebrant. Special Rumpefest garments are often worn, and the ceremony is sometimes followed by a rumpefest-reception. Music, poetry, prayers or readings from religious texts or literature are also commonly incorporated into the ceremony, as well as superstitious customs originating in Ancient Norse mythology.

A Rumpefest is not to be taken lightly. You must know what you are getting into and with whom before walking down the longboat with your Ragnar.

by Norse_Expert January 24, 2019

Rumpefest

A old tradition, some say as old as the viking age, in the most northern parts of Sweden where two men who love eachother exchange armrings and swear to always have eachothers backs and to always be true. There is usually a huge feast with friends and family invited.

Rumpefest has for the most part been replaced by weddings as christian gay marriages has become more acceptable, however the tradition still remain in small rural areas in the north even though its considered a gay marriage in a legal sense.

A Rumpefest is not to be taken lightly. You must know what you are getting into and with whom before walking down the longboat with your Ragnar.

by Norse_Expert January 25, 2019

Rumpelstiltskin

The act of doubling up on condoms.

Did you hear about Sean's girl. She stopped taking her birth control pills so he had to rumpelstiltskin.

by Hdheje April 22, 2019

Rumparoni

The act of rumping others out of the way as you walk down the sidewalk

That man rumparonied me last week.

by Interflub September 26, 2019

Rumpelsteal-tins

That mate that brings a six pack of boutique beers to the party whereas everyone else brings a case of tinnys, once shared the boutique beers expects endless beers from their friends for the rest of the night.

Named after the folklore telltale of Rumpelstiltskin whose nature is known for shonky deals.

Man everytime I open a tinny Gary asks for one, if he wasn't a rumpelsteal-tins and bought a case we wouldn't have this problem.

by Bushcomberbrown January 31, 2020

rump river

When many men cum in your ass and you squeeze it back out creating a Rump River

after the boys came in my ass I showed them the Rump River they created in me

by Broomduvkin March 18, 2020

rumpessplumpess

The name of the gamer of all time If you where ever

killed by RumpessPlumpess in a video game you should be blessed

You where killed by RumpessPlumpesss

by Jim kolak April 3, 2020