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Rug Cleaner

A all new machine just about ready to urinate bleach on your beautiful 250 year old Persian Rug.
The Rug Cleaner will urinate bleach into any nearby Fortnite Kid's mouth.
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Bear rugging

Bear rugging, is when you spread a partner out like a bear rug and ravage them from behind.
I was bear rugging this girl last night and she read screaming.
by BugzBunnyDWS June 27, 2020
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Rug

An area of coarse hair encompassing the chest and pubic region.
Wow, look at the rug on him.
by Chill.Ballins March 4, 2022
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Rug

A person who likes to wait around for sex, when you get dropped they swoop in and put out their welcome mat.
"Oh man I just got dropped by my girlfriend"
"Aww to bad bro, oh wait a rug is coming to steal her"
"Oh man bro"
"I know rugs suck"
by Ilovesweetkiwi April 6, 2017
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stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"
I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....
by WinksMcgee June 27, 2016
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Rug Kisser

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.
by Captain Lean September 30, 2015
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rug muncher

name for lily upton. also knows as “Lesbian,” exactly what she is!
Ong look there’s rug muncher!”
by brookeb0x (snap) November 23, 2021
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