to completely decimate some1s being. it is a verb used most often when in pretense with the face. to jill riley sumthing can be used wit many actions ranging from oral sex to preparing vegetarian progresso soup
dude i just jill rilied on that girls face!
grose man u got jill rilied on ur knee.
hey im gunna go jill riley at home
grose man u got jill rilied on ur knee.
hey im gunna go jill riley at home
by stoner hands June 16, 2009

When a lonely elderly person moans for the sake of moaning because they have given up on life and are scared of what lays ahead in the future. They tend not to deal well with things moving forward or advances in modern life. They also harp on about things that happened in the fifties. 99.9% of what they say tends to be mind numbingly boring and not interesting.
by Sheilagoesoutwithhermatestella July 28, 2017

Future millionaire, front-women and maybe actor. Also is the best person ever, and probably might change their last name to Knight because why the hell not. (Also is better than everyone else)
by xoalyix November 11, 2020

When one is sick and tired of the drama involving Team Jacob and/or Team Edward, and just decides to join Team Riley instead, in search of the next hottest guy in the Twilight series.
Ashley: i'm on team edward.
Brittany: wow, im on team jacob, he's so much hotter.
Ashley: no way guuurl!
*start fighting*
Becca: this is why i'm on team riley, geez
Brittany: wow, im on team jacob, he's so much hotter.
Ashley: no way guuurl!
*start fighting*
Becca: this is why i'm on team riley, geez
by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010

by Riley Bloebaum April 21, 2018

by Picks us up March 14, 2019

To flex on people for no apparent reason just because his self esteem is extraordinary low. He also may he tendencies to swear, be violent, and to step on other peoples shoes just because he is a massive dick, but that doesn't mean he HAS a massive dick.
by thatoneguyyouknowbutdonttalkto November 21, 2019
