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a small bus no longer than any van that is used to transport retards from place to place and sort of looks like a rocket
by Anna Nichole Smith February 15, 2007
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My mom works at Target, but she goes to Walmart to get groceries. We got our movies at Target for 10% off though. She's such a retail pimp.
by DronerThePro March 28, 2011
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Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.
by beebix123 December 2, 2013
Get the retail girlfriend mug.A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014
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Wife: Did you get anything at Walmart?
Husband: No. Some jerk kid standing next to me hit a sound button, so I had to get out of there before the retail embarassment set in.
Husband: No. Some jerk kid standing next to me hit a sound button, so I had to get out of there before the retail embarassment set in.
by Pleco December 23, 2014
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