When it's ready 

Created by CDPR to crush every Mans hope and dream to see a game come out.
When this phrase is used, you might as well forget about it. It's not coming this year.

if the owner of the game ever says this, its gonna take another 2 years to open up. maybe even until 2077 in case of CD projekt.

you: It's been six years, CDPR, give us CYBERPUNK

CDPR : when It's ready.

you: *dies inside*

When it's ready by CYBERPUNKwillNEVERreleasePunk January 21, 2019

Reading the Wallet 

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.

Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.

Reading the Wallet by Huge Murph February 24, 2009

Readstown 

a town full of amazing kids of all ages who clash but always get back together to play some tag at night or do something else childish. ;

Those kids in Readstown are up all night.

Readstown by lefsa emmy May 23, 2009

Trucker Ready 

When your a truck driver & your easily accessible for another trucker to have anal sex with you.

Dan->Truck Driver) Suzie->Truckers Wife) Suzie: Dan your shorts has a hole in the back of them. Dan: Yeah, I am trucker ready.

Trucker Ready by Madpuppy November 13, 2014

Meet Ready

A term used by a bunch of teenage incels that were too unathletic to compete in regular team activities such as soccer, basketball, or football and so they attempt to make up for their shortcomings and disappointment to their parents and peers by posting the caption "meet ready" on their story typically followed by random thirst trap type emojis. This very unappealing and unattractive behavior is most often exhibited by mediocre swimmers, cross country, as well as track and field "athletes" in a last-ditch effort to proclaim that they want people to care for them and their petty "sport" as they are extremely deprived of the regular attention actual athletes at their shitty watered down highschool receive. Although this term may come off as a joke or ironic, it is sadly not ironic and is the only way these so-called "sports" and their self-proclaimed athletes receive attention.

Typically while arriving at their venue to "compete" you will notice a team selfie on their snap story exclaiming "Hey look at me I'm an athlete and play sports too!" also known as the term "Meet Ready"

On their snap story it will read: "Meet Ready" or "#Meetready"

Meet Ready by Seenor Jane January 17, 2022

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint 

A Korean web novel surrounding the protagonist Kim Dokja and his scheming that instills depression in all who dare to read the epilogue.

You should read Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint.

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint by Carmisci September 21, 2022

Burn After Reading 

Burn After Reading.

a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.

"ok these are documents belonging to some higher up what do we do with them?"
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."

Burn After Reading by kep john August 10, 2016