A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.
She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....
She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....
She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....
by LaughingAlot June 3, 2024
Get the Raccoon mug.1. Noun. A silly but rambunctious friend who is cherished and dear, but who does dumb things (sometimes on purpose, but mostly on accident) that make you laugh.
2. Noun. A cherished stuffed animal, who when you leave the house, parties with his friends, drinks all your liquor and trashes your house, but then won't answer questions or respond once you're back home.
2. Noun. A cherished stuffed animal, who when you leave the house, parties with his friends, drinks all your liquor and trashes your house, but then won't answer questions or respond once you're back home.
I can't believe how trashed you got! I told you no more parties when I am away! You're such a raboon!
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The collective term for a group of people completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party
by Its_broken December 26, 2024
Get the Raccoons at a Rave mug.The collective of a group of employees who are completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party.
by Its_broken December 26, 2024
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ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/
1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/
1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
• “Don’t text me today, I’m raccooning hard with chips and Netflix.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”
by MendesX July 30, 2025
Get the Raccooning mug.1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 6, 2025
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