Riley might be a dumb person (and a ho) but she is a beautiful bitch inside. All boys will be attached to her. Her eyes gleam and shine when she laughs and smiles an ugly smile. Even though this is true, All boys like her except one will catch her eye.
by Teachers_are_awesome May 05, 2016
Slapstick Humor. The type of humor the sidekick in Disney movies portrays such as Sebastian in the Little Mermaid. Or when Homer Simpson hits his head and says "Doh!" The lowest type of Humor.
by Mr. X June 15, 2004
to completely decimate some1s being. it is a verb used most often when in pretense with the face. to jill riley sumthing can be used wit many actions ranging from oral sex to preparing vegetarian progresso soup
dude i just jill rilied on that girls face!
grose man u got jill rilied on ur knee.
hey im gunna go jill riley at home
grose man u got jill rilied on ur knee.
hey im gunna go jill riley at home
by stoner hands June 12, 2009
When a lonely elderly person moans for the sake of moaning because they have given up on life and are scared of what lays ahead in the future. They tend not to deal well with things moving forward or advances in modern life. They also harp on about things that happened in the fifties. 99.9% of what they say tends to be mind numbingly boring and not interesting.
by Sheilagoesoutwithhermatestella July 28, 2017
by Riley Bloebaum December 21, 2017
I am Riley robles and I have a small dick
by Picks us up March 14, 2019
Future millionaire, front-women and maybe actor. Also is the best person ever, and probably might change their last name to Knight because why the hell not. (Also is better than everyone else)
by xoalyix November 12, 2020