Rephuntious

When something is adequate but not what you wanted. When you don't mind the result but had set out for something better.

Went to the shop for milk, but I could only get skimmed milk. It's rephuntious

by MostPalone6 March 8, 2019

(Reprise)

The sadder version of a happy or upbeat song (unless it's the story of tonight)

How does Falsettoland (Reprise) make me cry so much when Falsettoland/About time makes me laugh every time?!

by Broadway Recycling Bin November 16, 2020

Repluican

My teacher misspelled Republican

Repluican senators are a bunch of pussies with the exception of seven

by BigManApoll0 February 15, 2021

Republican Cock

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.

Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.

by Scrotron August 4, 2022

Repeatastoryitis

A manipulative brainwashing technique one uses to influence certain views and/or

opinions of their "real friends" in a sad attempt to portray themselves in a false reality within the stories they tell

Person 1

Did you hear the rubbish that fell out of their mouth about what happened the other day?

Person 2 Yeah who hasn't! Thats Mark and his typical Repeatastoryitis!!

by MARK SCOTT ANOTHER STORY TO TE December 25, 2022

crack report

n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.

"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

Clown Repellent

A chemical mixture made by an elite team of scientists that has the ability to force anyone with clown tendencies to instantly die

Omg Maxine is such a clown *Sprays clown repellent in maxines eyes*

by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019