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poor weed

poor weed is a substitute for carpet in many money-impared households.

The homeowners have to go out in the woods at night and find the poor weed to garnish there floors with.

It is also used as a storage device for Feces.
Tom Churchman the knob nosed bastard goes out at night looking for poor weed.
by Jay Dee April 26, 2004
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Poor-Man's Transformer

noun (slang):

1) A Go-Bot

2) aka: GoBot

3) A Ghetto-Transformer

4) Children's toy (vehicle) that
turned into a robot (well, sort-of)
by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a
Transformer (heck, even the Go-bot
Cartoon show was cheaper and
cheeseier than the Transformer's
Cartoon, notice there's no Go-bots
movie),BUT at least you didn't need
to read the instructions just to
transform a Go-bot!

4) Probably the coolest toy of the
it's time (20 years ago or so). If
you were really poor like me, your
Go-bot was a rock or a stick, which
you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
"The Go-bot is the Poor-Man's Transformer."

(Just as Anthony Hopkins in the Poor-man's Dennis Hopper; the former being a cheaper, less-inspired, and generally far less desirable version of the latter).
by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
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poor man's lemonade

when one goes into a food establishment, requests a cup of water with lemons, and adds sugar to create a bland lemonade to save money.
i didn't have enough for a drink, so I made poor man's lemonade instead.
by Otter Mozz March 22, 2016
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Chinga-poor

Chingapoor is a derogative for Singapore- an artificial "Pleasantville" nation of dorks, gays, and very sexy women horny for white men.
We're stopping by Chinga-poor
Feck! I'm so sick of it- nothing but shops
by Feckerville September 25, 2008
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poor guy

EX: When a girl makes fun of her ex boyfriend's penis size.... All you can say is... poor guy.
by Jizz Guy :-) January 10, 2010
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poor man's menses

1. When a man is a fiend for having sex whilst the woman is on the rag, but cannot find himself a menstruating woman, he secretly squirts ketchup into the woman's vaginal canal before sex.

2. When a man's girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to cum inside her when she isn't actually on the rag. He secretly squirts ketchup inside her vaginal canal whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.
Woman: "My entire reproductive tract is ruined from poor man's menses".

- or -

Woman: "I don't know how I keep getting pregnant while I'm on the rag!"
Man: "Maybe it's all the poor man's menses I've been squirting inside you?"

- or -

Abortionist: "What the hell is that??"
Woman: "Poor man's menses and a week-old fetus?"

- or -

OBGYN: "What the hell is that?"
Woman: "I don't know, but it goes great with french fries!"

- or -

OBGYN: "Damn, this goes well with french fries!"
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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poor whore

n.

A term used offensively to attack those who are lacking in wealth and are rather bitchy or slutty. Often used in response to rich bitch.
Devon: Omg u r sch a rich bitch!
Krystal: Oh ya?! Well ur jus a poor whore!
by Olsen Pickett December 9, 2004
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