puppy knuckle

the smallest penis in existence, couldnt hit a g spot even going balls deep.

dave: yo heard about your fuck game breh
al: whachu mean
dave: you got a straight puppy knuckle for a dick mayne

by deuces mcshmitiggle July 29, 2014

Poopy puppy

A reckless puppy who annoys the piss out of anyone near it and gets in the way of every little fucking thing you try to do and tears up everything in sight and like a tomado of destruction

God damn it dog you are such a poopy puppy

by Poopcake 123 December 30, 2011

Horn Puppy

One who is so randy they go around humping everything in sight like a little lost puppy. They also like making wimping/moaning noises at random points in conversations.

"My friend David is such a Horn Puppy that he going around humping everythang!!"

by I'm beautiful dammit xxx November 25, 2011

Fluffy Puppys

An outlaw gang located in the far reaches of Gippsland, Originating in 2011 and now being considered one of the most terrifying gangs of all time. The name "Fluffy Puppys" is used to lure people into a false sense of security.

Those Fluffy Puppys really are scary, I didnt think anything of them from their name until I walked out of my house and my car was on blocks and siphoned.

by Da1..<3 August 7, 2012

Scum Puppy

A person who is using another person soley for personal gain, ie: sexual favors, money, amusement. Can be used with the variation, "Scum Puupy Whore" in cases of infidelity.

"Forget him, he was a scum puppy anyway."

by Lillian Ward August 5, 2008

dirty puppy

When you acquire a girl's phone number through the internet, and tell her "I'll send you something dirty so you know it's me." Then, send her a picture of a dirty puppy.

Tina: How is online dating going?
Marissa: it's okay. A lot of perverts out there... I think one of them sent me a picture of his junk.
Tina: LET ME SEE!
Marissa: Ok, here you go, but I don't want to see it.
Tina: OMG that is the cutest dirty puppy I've ever seen! You should give this guy a blowjob.

by WeftyandMash August 8, 2014

Hush Puppies

Code Word when some loud mouth will not stop talking or stop making noises and continues to intrude on other people's peaceful atmosphere in order to draw attention to themselves. When saying this, it usually involves eye rolling and a small shaking of your head....and thinking "Just Hush"

Instead of being rude and saying shut up please, you can just say hush puppies and everyone knows what you are thinking because they are thinking the same thing

"When we see Gary coming over to our table, one of us says "Hush Puppies" because we know Gary is going to start talking loud and bragging and getting in our heads.... we don't want to be mean to Gary so we warn each other by saying "Hush Puppies" meaning get ready for Gary's mouth.

by dovette7 July 25, 2010