Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

permanent pregnancy

A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.

Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?

Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!

Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.

by PlucktheDragon March 30, 2023

unplanned pregnancy

When one male and one female accidentally make a baby

Son 1: Mommy, what's an unplanned pregnancy?
Wife 2: You.

by yourmotherismine November 9, 2023

Gay Pregnant

The act of being inseminated by a man who has HIV.

Jon is getting gay pregnant as we speak

by David Bottom November 14, 2023

boy pregnant

kush dua is a boy who is 9 months pregnant

kush dua is a boy pregnant!

by madempinky January 4, 2024

Skibidi Pregnant

I got my Girlfriend Skibidi Pregnant

Person 1: Im gonna get you Skibidi Pregnant Daddy Fug

Person 2: ok

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

Get Pregnant

The act of putting a woman in a mating press and fucking her until she gets pregnant.

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

by bevelity January 24, 2024