Pedophile

A person who likes to hang out with minors. Pedophiles often work in food trucks.

Pat: "When are you going to have some minors out on the boat?"
Austin: "Why don't you take a seat right over there, pedophile"

by F-Meat July 5, 2022

Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter

Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile

by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022

pedophile

The biggest scum of the earth next to politicians and serial killers. They are a big waste of oxygen tbh. They are usually middle aged men (or older) who wanna bang with children. They are just disgusting and unholy

Person1: Wow that guy is creepy. He is watching kids, blushes to them and looks at them like he wanna bang them.
Person2: Ah he is a pedophile. Wanna beat him up?
Person1: Hehe ofc. Then call the police on him.
Person2: Okay let's go then.

by Plant_headed_human October 27, 2022

PedoPhile

Someone that likes to finger little kids named Adrian pussyhole which is also a retarded nonce

Adrian 'Can I finger you'

3 Year old 'what does that mean'

Adrian 'You'll find out'

PedoPhiles are yumy

by nigerian nig November 18, 2022

pedophile 2.0

A pedophile 2.0 is a religious person that indoctrinates people with their religious beliefs including children/adults.

Mother: John you shouldn’t play call of duty, It’s violent and against the lord (Jehovah.

John: mom it’s literally just a game.

Mother: get off and make jehovah proud, you have to do what Jehovah wants.

Pedophile 2.0

by anonymous September 4, 2022

Pedophile

A sick fuck that needs help

Robert:look at that sexy toddler

Mara:your such a pedophile dude get help

by Mara_transgender October 2, 2022

Pedophile

You.

Hey did you know a pedophile is someone who likes people under 18, usually children

by MangledNutsack December 29, 2022