meat in the pot

When you finally get the dick in and afterwards you get the stank dick

meat in the pot: Put the dick in and suffer because you a fuckboy

by Godofball April 1, 2015

fun pot

A hypothetical second pot that exists in a poker game, in which poker players take from when they are having fun playing poker, even if they are losing money. People who play bad or sentimental hands often win from the fun pot.

Dan may not have had the best hand, but at least he got his share of the fun pot.

by Jonas W July 10, 2005

The Crock Pot

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!

My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.

by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022

pot face

A really hot girl who once was a genius but now has no brain after smoking it all away.

Cindie was an Abercrombie model and valedictorian back in 4th grade but has been reduced to a Pot Face ever since she started hanging with degenerate asshalf mike and his stoner friends. What a waste of face.

by Saint.Grand November 22, 2019

Nutty pot

The nutty pot is when a man ejaculates into one nostril and it shoots out the other nostril. May or may not help clear the sinuses.

Allen gave Anna a nutty pot after she blew him.

by Wordsmith Cocky McCockerson November 14, 2019

dimple pot

Adj:
Large quantity of celulite like craters on the caboose of a robust woman or man not gender specific

Man, did you see that dimple pot Marvell brought home from the club last night, he was wasted

by mgnkln June 20, 2016

Sludge Pot

A gluttonous pudgy wildabeest of immense size, typically giving off a foul body odor. They can often be found grazing near food and then overindulge in it without considering portion control. A Sludge Pot usually lacks proper hygiene, grooming, and fitness. Despite being built like Snorlax, their poor social awareness can still result in unwarranted snarky comments towards those who did not ask.

Hey, you better hide all pizza I bought, Sludge Pot stomped n' wobbled through the door unannounced when she heard the word Domino's and gorged on 7 slices already. She then had the audacity to dismiss the quality of the food despite not being invited, and her stench of body-cheese still lingers throughout the house.

by Acidic_Dubzz December 20, 2022