V Plater

See Vergin (same meaning)

(derived from "L" and "P" plates young drivers wear when they first get their drivers licence in Australia.

A:Is Sally Still a V Plater?

B:Not any more, she slept with a bloke last week.

C: It was me, i Claimed her V Plates.

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by Daniel James Fraser May 18, 2006

china plate

Glasgow rhyiming slang for mate. a friend or close companion

here comes ma wee china plate

is john yer china plate noo then?

by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007

hot plate

You lay on your back & cover your face with saran wrap while someone proceeds to defecate on your face.

The saran wrap was so thin that I could taste the delicious Hot Plate when the poop melted it's way through.

by Doyle13 February 15, 2004

platter

A well-trained woman that remains motionless on a table while you eat raw fish off her naked body.

"Bitch, you best be a platter and not move or I'll cut you into sashimi."

by Big Dong Shlong December 18, 2011

Poo Poo Plater

When a women has Rectovaginal Fistula and your "eating" her she sharts into your mouth, down your throat causing you to vomit on her vagina. You then slurp up the mixture known as the "Poo Poo Plater"

Dude, Sarah was so nasty she made me eat her poo poo plater

by BlueWaffle3456213487 March 7, 2012

poo poo platter

A platter of poo poo

"hey dude pass over the poo poo platter please"

by Sam Anderson August 31, 2008

plater

Same as fluffer; person on porn movie set whose job it is to keep male cast erect by providing oral sex.

The plater wasn't good enough at her oral craft to keep Sir Fuxalot hard enough for his next scene.

by TheCurmudgeon October 29, 2011