Past Acceptability Maximum

How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.

John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.

Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.

Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.

by Ememento October 4, 2024

copy and paste

solves all ur problems

Guy 1: *Has depression.
Guy 2: Dude, just copy and paste it.
Guy 1 :OMG I FEEL LIKE A SEAL IN A WASHING MACHINE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by *(◕ヮ◕)* September 22, 2020

A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts

I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room

by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022

bean paste

bean paste is bean paste

Yo that's so bean paste

by material gworllllll January 10, 2022

Glory paste

The crust left on the wall after you shoot your load

Don't eat that. That is glory paste

by CE4ev90 December 26, 2020

Dark Past

A fatherless, motherless, confused, uneducated, mentally ill, idiotic, self-hating, ignorant, mud shark, coal burning woman who has abominably dated or has hooked up with inferiorly hideous non-white animalistic men in her past. She can also be a single or divorced mom that has non-white kids or has a desire to have non-white kids for a white knight simp beta cuckold man to take care of. She’s also usually a drug addict, an atheist that falsely believes that God The Father/Jesus Christ/The Holy Spirit are all black, anti-white, anti-conservative and “bisexual”. She also usually mostly likes non-white “musical” “artists” and “actors”.

Yo, I just found out from her other friend that I work with that she has a dark past, so I blocked her immediately because I respect myself and to save myself from an unwanted STD and possibly an innocent aborted child.

by Owl King June 14, 2023

lulli paste

copy pasting content on social media continuously, which more or less no one is interested in.

will you stop this lulli paste on the whatsapp group.

by nirvanaball April 7, 2021